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Whadda ya mean carrot? Nothin dont worry about. Dude, whats yer problem? Nothin, chill.
Whatever. This work sucks! God I hate havin to do work. I wish I could just crawl in a big hole and stay there. Today sucks. Oh well itll get better after I ask that girl out later.
She was totally flirting with me. Dude, ya know that chick I was talkin about the other day. Which one? 3 rd hour. Yeah, what about her? Im gonna ask her out today. Cool.
Hey, you two, be quiet back there, said the teacher harshly. Dude, Ill talk you, later. Cool. Well I guess todays not all bad, yet. Being a psychic sucks. I already know somethin bad's gonna happen.
God I wish this class would just end. I wish school would end. I hate writing. It sucks so bad.
Was that the bell? No, crap everybody's still here. Dude, how much time does this class have left? Just pack up bro the class is almost over. O. K.
now that was the bell. I hope shes here. Alright she is. Thats cool, maybe today wont suck after all. Hey, yo, ya need some help wit that?
Sure could you hold this for just a second. No prob. Thanks. So did you go to any parades this week-end? Yeah, I went to the one in Slidell with my family and my boyfriend. His friend showed up and we all had a great time.
It was so much fun. I caught a whole lot of been and stuff. Well then again today might suck after all. I cant believe this. God this sucks.
This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before. I wanna go home. I wish I could just go home and listen to Suicidal Dream and maybe some Smashing Pumpkins. Ohh crap my freakin C. D. s still at my aunts I wish shed mail it back.
So what did you do this week-end? she said, obviously not realizing that she had just completely screwed my day all to heck. Maybe the whole piece-a-crap-week. I went to some parades with my family. I wasnt all that into it; mostly helped my sisters get beads. Oh thats so sweet.
Oh well if that didnt just brighten my day right back up. Get my hopes up, shoot me down like a wounded duck, and then calls me sweet. How stupid can you get? Can she not see where this conversation was going? I wish Id have know yesterday rather than thinkin an rethinking this conversation over an over in my head? til I was almost obsessed.
O, K, well glad I could help ya but I gotta go do my work. Itll probably take me the rest of the period ta finish so I gotta go start now. Thanks again. I shoulda known that a girl like that would have a boyfriend anyway.
I hate myself. Im so stupid. Hey, yeah, whats up bro? Nothin, you?
Nothin, much, its all good. This work isnt that bad. I can do this. At least I aint gotta write or nothin. I still dont wanna be here. I dont wanna be any where at all.
Its amazing how I for some reason even if Im totally bummed I always sound happy when I talk. It makes me sick. Everythings just stupid. At least this class almost over. I wish she didnt have boyfriend. God shes so hot.
Dude. Whats up At least theres a lot of people I know in the halls. (Time Lapse) Well that class sucked. And this one sucked so far, but its almost over. O. K. mark the spot and well start there tomorrow, said the teacher to my relief.
God that girls hot. She has the most beautiful hair I have ever seen. I might dye my hair that color. Or purple.
Im gonna read my magazine. Dude, Monster Magnet, if this article is as funny as the one I read about them being protested for having nude lesbians on stage at a underage concert then this rule. Reading reading reading. O.
K. enough reading. Weve only got a few minutes left anyways. Hey, can I see that. Dude, its her. She is so hot.
I always figured she wasnt in to METAL. Sure here ya go. I bet she wouldnt be half as hot if she didnt have red hair. I love Monster Magnet.
Really, I figured you were into like rap or somethin like that. No, I hate it. Well, if you like Monster Magnet read this article. This dude let rip it out of his. You know theyre being protested?
Ding ding ding, said the bell. Oh cool, What they do? If I tell ya that it wont be as fun to read. Yeah, O. K. , whatever. Fine, be that way.
Im just join, chill, she said like I really hoped she would. Well Ill see ya later. (Thats me talkin. ) (Time lapse) Well I guess shes gonna bring my article back. I dont really want it, but if it gets her to walk over here then Ill keep it longer. That was so funny. I cant believe he went out there with a flaming guitar and chased the protestors around. Thats what made it funny.
You wanna sit down? You can have my seat. Sure. Since you dont have anywhere to sit you wanna sit on my lap? Oh baby. (Laughing) Maybe you should sit on my lap. I might break yours.
O. K. Well maybe todays not as bad as I thought it would be. Girl Ive been checking out for about a year now sitting on my lap. Yep things are lookin up. At least better that 2 or 3 hours ago. (Time lapse: talking rest of lunch, school ends, bus ride over, now at home) Im such dork.
I really hate everything. God Im at school: Ive got friends, I come home I play computer. Pure popularity all the way. Maybe Ill ask that chick if she wants to go to the parade wit me. Maybe shell say no. Maybe well all be dead by then and it wont matter anyway.
I hate kids. Why do they always have to be here? Why do I always have to be here? I think Im gonna go watch a movie to pass time. (Yet another time lapse) Ring ring ring, said the impatient alarm clock.
Wow, said my hand as it hit the stupid noise box. I hate wait up, mornin sucks, great another day. Well at least I have somethin ta look forward to today. I know shell say yes cause she was always smiling at me when I came into class and stuff. Then again I might just be seeing things that arent there just because I want it so bad. It sucks understanding things.
I know that my mind manipulates everything I see to make me happy. But, of course, I can see through my minds tricks so that I know how bad the world really sucks unlike optimist people that think everythings great. I wish stupid jerk people like that could live my life or enter mind for just a while. Theyd never make it out alive. Or dead for that matter. (Time lapse another day, end of school) Catch later dude, said I to an extra for our purposes here. Blah Blah Blah.
Stuffs going on. Nobody cares. Big deal. Whatever. Oh crap, did I just see that? Well I guess Im glad I didnt make a freakin idiot outa myself by askin her out.
Seeing as how shes got a freakin boyfriend and all. I now, once again, hate everything. Its a good think Im a wuss or Id probably kill myself right now. Well maybe not right now but when I got home.
I just cant believe that, two days in a row. I really hate everything. Everything falls apart whenever I think it wont. I should know by now that the entire world is stupid. Im probably just gonna get depressed agian.
Oh well, dont care. At least if I go into a depression I can write poetry. I havent wrote a poem in a long time. I guess I just have to be depressed to write poetry.
My poetry is always depressing. Everybody thought I was going to kill myself last time I wrote poetry. But they did say it was good. But they might have been lying. That teacher last year was scared of me when she made me stay after class because she thought I was psychotic just cause a one poem. That was cool.
I wonder if people can really see in my eyes when Im depressed. I dont think so. Maybe instead of being sad I should just hate everything. Its not hard to do.
I think. Im gonna go ta sleep. (Time lapse 3: 12 A. M. ) Omigod, what are you? Are you real? This has got to be a dream.
Alarm clock? What happened? Huh? I hope that was just a dream. No, it was to real. No, thats ridiculous aliens dont exist.
Alarm clock? Didnt I just wake up a second ago? Im scared. This is some freaky crap.
I fell asleep. I woke up on a ship. Then I woke up in my bed, twice? At the same time?
I dont know if I want to get up. But I sure as crap dont wanna stay here. Crap, it happened again? Am I awake now?
Wait where am I? This isnt my house. Im outside? What was that? Oh no, its over there. No there.
Its everywhere! Im not gonna survive this, am I? No, youre not. At least if you think you wont then you wont. What or who are you? And how did you know what I was thinkin?
I could here you just like you can here me. Im not moving my mouth, am I? Well, I dont think so. So then maybe I should ask you how you know what Im thinking.
This is weird? This guy is weird? I dont wanna be here. Did you forget that I can hear your thoughts? Dude whatever, Im just kinda dazed right now. Thats highly understand beeb beeb beeb.
Oh thank God Im back. But hat alarm clock is getting to be annoying. Ive got to get out of here maybe its just a dream or whatever, but all I know is that I gotta go. I need to find someone else thats real, like me? I think Im real. How can I be sure?
Who cares Im gone. Mom? Anybody? Come on, answer me. Please. Great, of course, I need someone and there not here.
Ive gotta find somebody to help me. This is so creepy. O. K. ?
Theres no cars outside anywhere. All the dogs from across the street are gone. Well I guess Im alone. I wonder if thats good. What happened to that tree? Its pulsation and bleeding Does it have a heart?
Oh crap its reaching for me. As long as I stay here I should be safe. OH NO EVERYTHINGS ALIVE AND AFTER ME! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Im gonna die.
Wake up your late for school. What the? I dont? Wait? Was that my mom?
Am I home? With other people here for that matter? My radios on. Thats reassuring cause I left it on when I went to sleep. I should have known that all that other stuff was just a dream cause my radio wasnt on.
Or was the other stuff real and this is a dream? Did I really leave the radio on? I usually do. I think? Maybe everything that Im remembering now is from a dream world that Im in now.
Get up! Youre gonna miss the bus! Oh well I guess I should just forget the whole thing and get up. I think everythings normal. I better get dressed. It might actually be normal cause I got my clean clothes pile and my dirty close pile and messy room and my kickin stereo and my colored light bulbs and everything.
Its just like I think it should be. Crap an now I gotta go ta school. Oh well as I learned last night there are worse places ta be. But if that was just a dream then I havent been anywhere worse so I can still complain about school. I wish I could go back ta the past. The old time wars were cool.
Like before Vietnam and stuff. Somethin like the Civil War or American Revolution. I hate big words. I wanna read a comic book I havent done that in soooo long. Thor sucks, Spawn could kick his. Brother mom said get up.
Its already time for me to leave. Teller I aint goin. You tell her. I dont have to do what you say cause your not the boss a me. You brat, cant you just do anything without whining like a baby? Mooommmmmm, brother called me a brat.
Tell him to come here. Great been up 5 min. and Im already gonna have to listen to grain. Its not my fault your daughters a brat. Well its not my fault you grounded. Oh no.
Im grounded. What will I do? What am I grounded for? You know. Do not. Whatever, just get ready for school.
O. K. (Idea angela pig latin) Im leaving. Bye, and youre still grounded Whatever. I wanna go see Varsity Blues. I cant believe they carded me. And then having a cop check tickets.
I wouldnt thought twice about speaking in. But no. I shoulda cussed them out. She couldnt been old enuff that she wouldnt been carded to.
She shoulda felt my plight and let me. Oh well Ill use the passes to see a movie later. I dont know if I wanna see it now anyway. I dont wanna do anything right now.
Im so tired. I wish I could sleep for a entire day straight. That be cool. But no I hat wake up every mornin. I think Ill go ta sleep as soon as I get ta school. I wanna get some black fingernail polish.
Is that a train? No I dont live near the tracks. What is that sound? Oh crap! A tornado sounds like a train. But its not rain.
Im goin back inside. Ill check the weather channel. Mom I think theres a tornado. If youre trying to get out of school, its not going to work. Just check the weather channel. I aint about go back out there until I know there isnt a tornado.
Look on 4. They would have a warning across the bottom. O. K. See, I told you.
Look, right there it goes across the screen tornado watch. Its probably not for our parish. You know Im smart so why do find so hard to believe anything I say. Besides it says right there: St. Tammany parish.
O. K. youre right. Well it doesnt matter its just a tornado. Im just glad I dont hat go ta school. What do you mean its just a tornado?
Well, Ive been in a bunch, no big deal. Tornados kill a lot of people. Not me. Youve been lucky.
Nope. I swear, sometimes I think youre on drugs, said she. Well Im not. I believe you. You should.
Well you never leave the house, how could you? Yeah whatever. Well you dont. God, mom theres a tornado outside an all you can do is rag on me. Have I said anything that wasnt true? Whatever.
Did you tell your sister to send me my C. D. s yet? Theres a tornado outside an all you can talk about is your C. D. s.
Well the two I got for Christmas have been at her house since three days after Christmas an the other ones a double C. D. of the Smashing Pumpkins. My favorite C. D. When I talk to her Ill tell her that you want them.
I wanna get a skateboard. Why, you got rollerblade's and you dont use those? Yeah but a skateboard is more fun. When I go to college I can skateboard to my classes. You could rollerblade. Nope, then Id hat carry shoes and stuff.
Too much hassle. Well good point. Besides on campus, cars cant drive fast so I can just grab hold of the tailgate and Im on my way. You know thats dangerous, right?
Ive done it before. When? When I was at my Dads. He let you? Not his car. Whose?
I dont know. You just grabbed some strangers car and road behind the on a skateboard. No, rollerblade's. Still, thats just not safe at all. Yeah I know if they getting in a wreck or slam on the brakes or make a sharp turn then I could get hurt. If you know its dangerous, then why did you do it?
You thought it was cool, huh It was. Anyway we need to go into the bathroom or something. Mom are you join. No the bathroom is the safest place in the house.
And? Well lets see. Theres a tornado coming so, I dont know maybe we should go play outside with metal objects. Mom its not that big a deal. Yeah just a tornado, nothing to worry about. You dont hat get sarcastic about it mom.
Well if you didnt say stupid things. Its not stupid. Thats just the way that I feel. O. K. whatever, but if its not a big deal then you should go to school.
Why? Theyre gonna send thee students home soon anyway. Theyre probably on theyre was home now. Im gonna go play on the computer now. You dont need to play on that thing so much. I havent played but like once this week.
Besides what else is there to do. Whatever. I just wanna play the game I just downloaded and I gotta here crap about it. I dont know why she wont just get off it. Buzz buzz buzz. What the heck I thought that was just a dream and I woke up, me wait up was just a dream.
So Im guess you might want a explanation, huh? Who are you? That would go a long as part of the explanation now wouldnt it? Well I guess so. The truth is everything you think is real was just a test.
A test? Yeah your mom, your dad, your friends just a test all in your mind. My family was a dream? Yup, you see the mind isnt really something you can touch.
Its more like what you thought was your soul, and it doesnt always know the difference between reality and imagination. Wait? My mind? Not real? Dont interrupt me boy.
Im trying to explain something but you wont shudder long enough to listen. Now where was I? Oh yeah, well you see a great emperor is prophesied to arrive so to prevent non useful people from being born we test the mall on the way out. You didnt know the difference so youre gonna die. Wooo noo, I? m not gonna die.
Is that a fact? Yeah you think Im just gonna let you kill me? Look at yourself you arent what you were in your dream. You are powerless. You are as they would say in you test a weakling. Oh God youre right.
I cant even move. Wont matter in a sec. I decided that since in your dream people used guns to kill each other Id do you the justice of using one on you. No please dont.
That compassion thing was sorta funny wasnt it. I put that in your test because I wanted to see if you would beg me for your life and you did. Well Im never ceased to be amazed by the people I kill. All different. But now its time for you to accept your fate. KAPOW! ! (Story over Im dead. ) P.
S. The entire story is true.
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