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THE SHIP THAT INVADED OUR MIND! Ok... so. There was like these two books and they were pretty boring! Yeah!
Both of them! I didnt learn anything, but I bet you thought I did! I think the were called the crescent and the silver liner or wait was that crucible t and scarlet? ? ? ? ? I really dont know! But they were boring!
So yeah what did they have in common? I thought you were the teacher! You tell me! ! ! ! All I know is that they were extremely (oh...
vocab! ) boring! Ok so since they were boring I guess we know how there similar! But now the question is how are they different? Hold on. Im having a major brain fart! ...
hold on... almost done! ... ah finally (hate when that happens) So where were we? Oh yeah talking about how cows digest in To Kill A Mockingbird. oh wait was that it. No!
I think we were talking about the croissant and the sardine letter. So how are they different? The sardine letter is more boring (ohhh vocab! There it goes again, Im just a little literature genius! ) than the croissant!
So like her boyfriend came to visit her yesterday and he broke up with here I guess that would make him her ex-boyfriend? . O woops. I didnt mean to tell you that. Got a littler distracted ed there!
So yeah. The point is that if I dont practice, I wont make the team! Can you belive that! My baby daddy will be so, well you know that! Oh wait about the crescent and sardine letter... Basically we have come to the conclusion that these so called writers had nothing better to do but bore us all with there pathetic love stories so like who cares if they the guy with the beard cheated on his baby mama with that little girl!
And who cares if whats her face did that horrible thing and got punished. Wake up its the 10 th century! ! We just want you to understand that if you are reading this, you are a big fat CHEATER! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! So hope you enjoyed our essay! Like yeah!
For shizzle my nipple! ! ! ! WORD! ! ! ! MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT! ! ! FOR SURE MY HOMMIE G DOGS!
BY: Reese's pieces and hershey's chocolate (With the almonds! ! ! ! ! ) SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY HOMIES! AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER TEACHER MRS. HELMS! ! ! ! ! ! WWWWWWWWWWWWoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD TO YOUR MAMA!
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